Captain Fawcett's Expedition Reserve Hand Cream
Conjured up using a potent formula devised by Captain Fawcett & designed to be residue-free, Captain Fawcett's Expedition Reserve Hand Cream will perk up parched hands & alleviate any dry skin woes (especially in these times of constant hand washing & sanitising).
His excellent salve contains a rich blend of vitamin E, jojoba & oatmeal oil, & shea & cocoa butters for natural nourishment. It's fragranced with a base of sandalwood & amber, blended with patchouli, tobacco & frankincense, finished with fresh top notes of cumin, coriander, elemi & cool pine needle - excellent for getting rid of that rather stinky sanitiser smell, while enveloping your hands in a soothing caress that will help get them back on the road to recovery & ready for the next adventure.
Simply dispense onto sore hands & massage in until all the cream has been absorbed. Use as & when required to maintain soft & supple skin.